Thursday, November 14, 2013

The Rutherford Chatterbox



The Donnolloy-Parker wedding reception is touted to be the hottest social event of next year. Politics still rule though: a certain prominent hostess seems to have accidentally on purpose left some people off the guest list. Will the happy couple be able to do damage control and invite all the snubbed without annoying the lady in question?

Speaking of, the Chatterbox wishes the happy couple all the best. Hopefully it all goes smoothly, although smartphones are to be left at the door. No one wants a groomzilla viral video, after all.

Rutherford’s favourite prodigal son is causing a bit of a stir among the single ladies. Tall, dark and handsome, he ticks all the boxes. But they might have to wait for him to thaw a little...cheer up, chappie, we all think you’re wonderful. Let’s see that lovely smile.

Looks like our resident TV star is coming back as well. Not permanently (as they keep saying), but with that cliffhanger, we think there’s an axing in the offing.

Kids will be kids, but the Principal doesn’t seem impressed with the ones hanging out in the woods. Cheer up, Teach! They’ll grow out of it.

Bright lights in the sky: our beloved scientist friends say it’s nothing to worry about, although perhaps it might be a good draw for tourists and UFO spotters. Our beloved Mayor’s ready to try anything to get Rutherford noticed. Actually, does anyone know the Mayor’s whereabouts on the nights the lights were seen?

Which well to do local couple keep having very loud arguments in very public places? It looks like someone’s marriage is as rocky as their child's acting career.

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